Cataloguer. A profession for which the ideal qualification is to know everything in the universe. I'm working on it ...
In the immortal words of Satan herself:
"A bunch of lab rats hopped up on drugs could do a better job than you four. Instead of spreading famine, war, plague and death, you spread moodiness, fashion-tips, sequins and coffee stains."
I've always found The Four Redheads books to be fun reads and this latest instalment was certainly that.